Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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