sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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