woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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