Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
and she was petting her beer can
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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