My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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