Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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