How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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