how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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