Me. At least after what I've been through.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Quick, to the slutcave!
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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