But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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