Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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