If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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