Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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