it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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