I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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