Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
