One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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