i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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