So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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