i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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