do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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