awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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