:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
