Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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