so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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