I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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