Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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