butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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