operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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