ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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