i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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