the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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