Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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