Whoa Z and x make the same sound
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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