I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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