would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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