he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Send help, water and tortillas.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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