I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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