BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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