it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We are two peas in an std pod
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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