Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just blew my weed a kiss
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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