Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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