Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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