is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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