so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
