so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
