Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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