my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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