omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I have fence marks all over my body
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