coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just forgot I was standing up.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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