Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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