i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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