how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness