Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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