So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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