i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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