I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Michael Bay diarrhea
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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