No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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