does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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